It is an Abyssinian maid
And upon her kitchen wall
Within her terraced house in Tottenham
A gaudy poster is displayed
Archangel Michael general of all
The hosts of heaven,
Loyal servant of his Lord
Long hair, legs bare
Muscular and fit
Beardless, white, with upraised sword
Thrusting grey faced Lucifer
Down into a burning pit.

And on her Abyssinian face she wore a
Look (unlike the innocent one
She once displayed by Mount Abora)
Of chippiness, sense of entitlement
Strong support for the Labour party.

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